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Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.
"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."
Tags:energy, energies, renewable, renewables, power, energy source, energy sources, renewable energy, outrage, outrages, modern life, technology, technologies, annoy, annoying, irritate, outraged, screen, screens, word play, play on words, pun, puns, anger, angers, environment, environmental, environmental issues, global warming, climate change, renewable energy sources, frustrate, frustrating
"Now you can send it."
Tags:letter, letters, message, messages, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, writer, writers, writing, desert island, desert islands, author, authors, editor, editors, critic, critics, own worst critic, own worst critics, spouse, spouses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, annoying, pedant, pedants, pedantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, delay, delays, delaying, sos, s.o.s., help, helps, send for help, sending for help, draft, drafts, drafting, rough draft, rough drafts, revise, revises, revising, revision, revisions, too much coffee man
'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'
Tags:bus, buses, school bus, school buses, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, stop sign, stop signs, frustrate, frustrates, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, catch, catches, catching, caught, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"If you no longer wish to receive calls about special offers, press any key. But not the same one you pressed last time because that obviously didn't work."
Tags:call, calls, phone call, phone calls, technology, tech, smart phone, smart phones, automated message, computer, computers, customer service, frustrating, frustrated, infuriating, infuriated, automated messaging, modern life, middle age, middle aged, unsubscribe, unsubscribing, subscribe, subscription, subscriptions, notification, notifications
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilting, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, parent, parents, parenting, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, put on a sweater, nice young man, approval, approve, approves, approving, torah, genesis, bible, bible story, bible stories, shpasik, jtoons
Google Translate for Marriagese
Tags:marriage, marriages, married, married life, communication, communication problem, communication problems, translate, translates, translating, translation, translations, passive aggressive, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, annoying, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, life partner, life partners, sarcastic, sarcasm, ironic, irony, loading dishwashers, tip, tips, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "
"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"
Tags:indecision, indecisive, indecisiveness, marriage, marriages, hamburger, hamburgers, lamb chop, lamb chops, dinner, dinners, dinner plan, dinner plans, make dinner, makes dinner, making dinner, exasperated, exasperating, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, question, questions, questioning, eat, eats, eating, decide, decides, deciding, businessman, businessmen, weigh options, weighing options, option, options, choice, choices, hard choice, hard choices, difficult choice, difficult choices
Spam email is everywhere.
Tags:email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, emailing, e-mailing, spam, spam email, spam mail, junk email, junk emails, junk, frustration, frustrating, frustrated, castaway, castaways, lost, marooned, maroon, desert island, island, stranded, message, messaging, messages, messaged, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'
'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'
Tags:cat, cats, cat lady, cat owner, cat ownership, beg, begging, fuss, fussy, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, house cat, house cats, indoor cat, indoor cats, lap cat, lap cats, food, foodie, frustration, frustrating, frustrates, homeless, home, fat cat, hobo, hobos, domestic, domestic pet, domestic cat, pet, pets
"I'll put you on the next flight, but first I have to type each of these keys ten million times."
New from Never Mind Books: The Best Story in All the World
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilting, mother, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, feel bad, feels bad, feeling bad, passive aggressive, passive aggression, annoy, annoys, annoying, hostile, hostility, storyteller, storytellers, pay attention, paying attention, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, older generation, older generations, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, dad, dads, stories, story, greatest story, best story, never mind, stubborn, stubbornness
"I wonder how much longer she can keep this up..."
Tags:wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging, husband, husbands, ignore, ignores, ignoring, call, calls, calling, request, requests, requesting, keep it up, keeps it up, keeping it up, spouse, spouses, married life, annoyed, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, shout, shouts, shouting, inconsiderate, inconsideration
The Forever Stamp
Tags:forever, perpetual, evergreen, inevitable, inevitability, cynic, cynics, cynical, depressive, depressives, depressing, minutiae, minutia, on hold, impatient, impatience, wait, waits, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, traffic, traffic trouble, traffic troubles, heavy traffic, trig, trigonometry, trigonometry class, trigonometry classes, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, extended family, extended families, tax season, bored, boredom, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'
"Your call is important to us. Please hold for four hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall, and hang up."
"I'm not trying to sell you anything, sir. I'm doing market research, and all I ask is two or three hours of your time to answer a few thousand questions."
Tags:marketing call, marketing calls, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, market research, marketing research, nuisance, nuisances, cold call, cold calls, cold calling, annoyance, annoyances, irritate, irritates, irritating, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, question, questions, questioning, survey, surveys, surveying, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters
Tags:gordian, phrygian gordium, gordium, alexander the great, alexander iii of macedon, metaphor, metaphors, impossible, impossibility, gordian knot, gordian knots, knot, knots, untangle, untangling, untangled, earbud, earbuds, headphone, headphones, ear-bud, ear-buds, earphone, earphones, tangle, tangled, tangles, tie, ties, knotted, knotting, frustrating, frustrates, listen, listening, listens
'I'm taking vacation next week. And wouldn't you know it, the wife wants to go on a cruise.'
'Why do I always attract the mad cows?'
Tags:cow, cows, pub, pubs, bar, bars, attract, attracts, attracting, attracted, attractive, attractiveness, mad cow, mad cows, bse, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, appeal, appeals, appealing, appealed, unfortunate, unlucky, hard luck, bad luck, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Bob's driving you crazy range.
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, drive, drives, driving, driver, drivers, swing, swings, swinging, driving range, driving ranges, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, crazy, craziness, golf ball, golf balls, infuriate, infuriates, infuriating, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"This was my father's desk, He frequently banged his head on it."
"Still won't start?"
Tags:car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, car wont start, car won't start, car not starting, baseball, baseball bat, baseball bats, repair, repairs, repairing, car repairs, car repairing, engineer, engineers, mechanic, mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, disrepair, futile, unsuccessful, hopeless, heavy handed, heavy-handed, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, first world problems, irritating, irritation, irritations, everyday problem, everyday problems