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Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.
"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, app, apps, game, gaming, gamer, millennial, millennials, phone addicts, phone addict, phone addictions, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, gaming addict, gaming addicts, gaming addiction, screen time, phone game, phone games, square eyes, squared eyed, insane, insanity, mad, maddness, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, crazy, craziness
"You might want to save some of this rage for your woodpecking."
"Of course it's me! You were expecting maybe the Messiah?"
Tags:coming home, getting home, is that you, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, irritated, irritation, irritating, the messiah, messiah, jesus, couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, greeting, greetings, sarcasm, sarcastic
"Now you can send it."
Tags:letter, letters, message, messages, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, writer, writers, writing, desert island, desert islands, author, authors, editor, editors, critic, critics, own worst critic, own worst critics, spouse, spouses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, annoying, pedant, pedants, pedantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, delay, delays, delaying, sos, s.o.s., help, helps, send for help, sending for help, draft, drafts, drafting, rough draft, rough drafts, revise, revises, revising, revision, revisions, too much coffee man
'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'
Tags:bus, buses, school bus, school buses, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, stop sign, stop signs, frustrate, frustrates, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, catch, catches, catching, caught, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilting, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, parent, parents, parenting, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, put on a sweater, nice young man, approval, approve, approves, approving, torah, genesis, bible, bible story, bible stories, shpasik, jtoons
"I released a lot of emotion with my drumming, but I still need to have a tantrum."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, behavior, behaviour, tantrum, tantrums, fit, fits, toy, toys, playing, music, musical instrument, musical instruments, drum, drums, drumming, banging, hitting, music therapy, musical therapy, temper, emotion, emotions, emotional, anger, angry, release, mental health, frustration, psychobabble, psychology, modern kids, modern children, modern life
"He's, like, 'To be or not to be,' and I'm, like, 'Get a life.' "
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
Tags:einstein, time, nature of time, wait, waits, airport, airports, air travel, plane travel, plane travels, trolley, trolleys, theory of relativity, general theory of relativity, gate, gates, board, boards, boarding, long wait, long waits, stop, stops, stopping, time stopping, impatient, impatience, hurry, hurries, hurrying, hurry up, hurries up, airport terminal, airport terminals, frustration, frustrations, first world problem, first world problems
Google Translate for Marriagese
Tags:marriage, marriages, married, married life, communication, communication problem, communication problems, translate, translates, translating, translation, translations, passive aggressive, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, annoying, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, life partner, life partners, sarcastic, sarcasm, ironic, irony, loading dishwashers, tip, tips, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"
Tags:indecision, indecisive, indecisiveness, marriage, marriages, hamburger, hamburgers, lamb chop, lamb chops, dinner, dinners, dinner plan, dinner plans, make dinner, makes dinner, making dinner, exasperated, exasperating, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, question, questions, questioning, eat, eats, eating, decide, decides, deciding, businessman, businessmen, weigh options, weighing options, option, options, choice, choices, hard choice, hard choices, difficult choice, difficult choices
"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
Spam email is everywhere.
Tags:email, emails, e-mail, e-mails, emailing, e-mailing, spam, spam email, spam mail, junk email, junk emails, junk, frustration, frustrating, frustrated, castaway, castaways, lost, marooned, maroon, desert island, island, stranded, message, messaging, messages, messaged, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Bartlett's Expanded Quotations
Tags:quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, familiar quotations, bartlett, bartlett's, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, scold, scolds, scolding, frustrate, frustration, frustrations, family, families
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
Tags:mirror, mirrors, appearance, appearances, vain, vanity, age, ages, ageing, aging, wrinkle, wrinkles, nemesis, nemeses, middle age, old age, aging gracefully, ageing gracefully, resent, resents, resenting, resentment, resentments, reflection, reflections, reflecting, magic mirror, magic mirrors, crow's feet, crows feet, aging line, aging lines, ageing line, ageing lines, frustration, father time, mother nature
Tags:tv, tvs, television, televisions, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, remote controler, remote controlers, remote, remotes, clicker, clickers, changing channel, changing channels, changing program, changing programs, changing programme, changing programmes, frog, frogs, turned into a frog, changed into a frog flicker, flickers, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, frustration, frustrations, revenge
'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'
Tags:cat, cats, cat lady, cat owner, cat ownership, beg, begging, fuss, fussy, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, house cat, house cats, indoor cat, indoor cats, lap cat, lap cats, food, foodie, frustration, frustrating, frustrates, homeless, home, fat cat, hobo, hobos, domestic, domestic pet, domestic cat, pet, pets
"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."
"The one day we decided 'To hell with hair!' "
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, bald, shaved, fashion, fashionable, style, stylish, trend, trends, trendy, personal appearance, personal style, beauty, wild, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, frustrated, frustration, fed up, modern life
"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."
Tags:head desk, head desks, head, heads, slam, slams, slamming, overworked, too much work, work, work life, work lives, secretary, secretaries, businessman, businessmen, underpaid, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, exasperated, furious, infuriated, papers, shuffling papers, white collar job, white collar jobs
Mr. Larson's tendency to micromanage was getting on Brad's nerves.
"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."
"Oh, grow up!"
"I'll put you on the next flight, but first I have to type each of these keys ten million times."