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Man can't open the plastic packaging of his plastic cutter.
"This insanity app is really driving me crazy."
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern technology, modern technologies, smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, app, apps, game, gaming, gamer, millennial, millennials, phone addicts, phone addict, phone addictions, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, gaming addict, gaming addicts, gaming addiction, screen time, phone game, phone games, square eyes, squared eyed, insane, insanity, mad, maddness, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, crazy, craziness
"You might want to save some of this rage for your woodpecking."
"Now you can send it."
Tags:letter, letters, message, messages, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, writer, writers, writing, desert island, desert islands, author, authors, editor, editors, critic, critics, own worst critic, own worst critics, spouse, spouses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, annoying, pedant, pedants, pedantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, delay, delays, delaying, sos, s.o.s., help, helps, send for help, sending for help, draft, drafts, drafting, rough draft, rough drafts, revise, revises, revising, revision, revisions, too much coffee man
'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'
Tags:bus, buses, school bus, school buses, run, runs, running, ran, runner, runners, stop, stops, stopping, stopped, stop sign, stop signs, frustrate, frustrates, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, catch, catches, catching, caught, annoy, annoys, annoying, annoyed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Of course it's me! You were expecting maybe the Messiah?"
Tags:coming home, getting home, is that you, frustrated, frustration, frustrations, irritated, irritation, irritating, the messiah, messiah, jesus, couple, couples, marriages, husband and wife, husbands and wives, long term relationship, long term relationships, long-term relationships, greeting, greetings, sarcasm, sarcastic
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilting, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, parent, parents, parenting, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, put on a sweater, nice young man, approval, approve, approves, approving, torah, genesis, bible, bible story, bible stories, shpasik, jtoons
Google Translate for Marriagese
Tags:marriage, marriages, married, married life, communication, communication problem, communication problems, translate, translates, translating, translation, translations, passive aggressive, annoyance, annoyances, annoyed, annoying, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, life partner, life partners, sarcastic, sarcasm, ironic, irony, loading dishwashers, tip, tips, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
Tags:einstein, time, nature of time, wait, waits, airport, airports, air travel, plane travel, plane travels, trolley, trolleys, theory of relativity, general theory of relativity, gate, gates, board, boards, boarding, long wait, long waits, stop, stops, stopping, time stopping, impatient, impatience, hurry, hurries, hurrying, hurry up, hurries up, airport terminal, airport terminals, frustration, frustrations, first world problem, first world problems
"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"
Tags:indecision, indecisive, indecisiveness, marriage, marriages, hamburger, hamburgers, lamb chop, lamb chops, dinner, dinners, dinner plan, dinner plans, make dinner, makes dinner, making dinner, exasperated, exasperating, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, frustration, frustrations, question, questions, questioning, eat, eats, eating, decide, decides, deciding, businessman, businessmen, weigh options, weighing options, option, options, choice, choices, hard choice, hard choices, difficult choice, difficult choices
"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."
Bartlett's Expanded Quotations
Tags:quote, quotes, quotation, quotations, familiar quotations, bartlett, bartlett's, nag, nags, nagging, passive aggressive, passive aggression, passive aggressiveness, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, backhanded compliment, backhanded compliments, scold, scolds, scolding, frustrate, frustration, frustrations, family, families
Tags:tv, tvs, television, televisions, remote control, remote controls, remote controller, remote controllers, remote controler, remote controlers, remote, remotes, clicker, clickers, changing channel, changing channels, changing program, changing programs, changing programme, changing programmes, frog, frogs, turned into a frog, changed into a frog flicker, flickers, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, frustration, frustrations, revenge
"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."
"No, not there, please. That's where I'm going to put my head."
Tags:head desk, head desks, head, heads, slam, slams, slamming, overworked, too much work, work, work life, work lives, secretary, secretaries, businessman, businessmen, underpaid, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, exasperated, furious, infuriated, papers, shuffling papers, white collar job, white collar jobs
"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."
Mr. Larson's tendency to micromanage was getting on Brad's nerves.
"When did we go from being edgy to being cranky?"
"What are we doing today? A depressed, suburban Jackie Onassis or a frustrated, angry Sharon Stone?"
New from Never Mind Books: The Best Story in All the World
Tags:guilt, guilts, guilting, mother, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, nag, nags, nagging, feel bad, feels bad, feeling bad, passive aggressive, passive aggression, annoy, annoys, annoying, hostile, hostility, storyteller, storytellers, pay attention, paying attention, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, older generation, older generations, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, dad, dads, stories, story, greatest story, best story, never mind, stubborn, stubbornness
"Life sucks and then you keep living."
Tags:life sucks, life, depressive, depressives, depressing, cynic, cynics, cynical, living, philosophy, philosophies, life philosophy, life philosophies, cynicism, dour, outlook, outlooks, sour, frustration, frustrations, negative, negativity, murphy's law, complain, complains, complaining, moans, moaning
"I wonder how much longer she can keep this up..."
Tags:wife, wives, nag, nags, nagging, husband, husbands, ignore, ignores, ignoring, call, calls, calling, request, requests, requesting, keep it up, keeps it up, keeping it up, spouse, spouses, married life, annoyed, annoying, irritation, irritations, irritating, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, shout, shouts, shouting, inconsiderate, inconsideration
The Forever Stamp
Tags:forever, perpetual, evergreen, inevitable, inevitability, cynic, cynics, cynical, depressive, depressives, depressing, minutiae, minutia, on hold, impatient, impatience, wait, waits, insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, traffic, traffic trouble, traffic troubles, heavy traffic, trig, trigonometry, trigonometry class, trigonometry classes, dinner, dinners, family dinner, family dinners, extended family, extended families, tax season, bored, boredom, frustration, frustrations, frustrating
'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'
"If only you could have frozen some ideas in your prolific youth."
Tags:artist, artists, idea, ideas, having ideas, artists block, artist's block, creative block, creative people, creative person, canvas, canvases, blank canvas, blank canvases, age, ageing, getting old, painter, painters, painting, memory, memories, youth, golden youth, preserve, preservation, fail, failing, deteriorate, deteriorated, deteriorating, frustration, frustrated, frustrations