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Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall and a chef with a large frying and a spatchella waits suspiciously below.
"Okay if I fry myself an egg?"
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"We couldn't do this before the iron age."
A man jumps from the frying pan into the fire.
Tags:cliche, cliches, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, out of the frying pan, into the fire, frying pan, frying pans, acrobat, acrobats, acrobatic, acrobatics, high dive, high dives, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, circus, circuses, performer, performers, performance, performances, literal, literally, bad situation, bad situations
Egg faces firing squad of chefs.
"Forget the net! Find a really big frying pan."
Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up
'Man, I can't catch a break.'
Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.
'Over there! Isn't that my missing ceramic frying pan?'
'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'
'Out of the frying pan and into the friar!'
"Stop fretting Jessica, I know how to look after myself while you're away. In fact, I'm just making myself a fried egg sandwich now."
Tags:domestic chore, domestic chores, domestic, domestics, household chore, household chores, egg, eggs, cooking skill, cooking skills, cook, cooks, husband, husbands, wife, wives, gender stereotype, frying pan, frying pans, fried egg, fried eggs, sandwich, sandwiches, male stereotype, male stereotypes
"They were outta bacon."
Humpty Dumpty sits on the wall and a chef with a large frying pan lurks inconspicuously below.
A man has three women depending on him.
Excess Baggage: In the old days, folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a 'vacation'.
Tags:excess baggage, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, travel plan, travel plans, family holiday, family holidays, family vacation, family vacations, road trip, road trips, family life, getaway, getaways, long journey, long journies, saucepan, saucepans, frying pan, frying pans
Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.
"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"
'Scared of this, why? I'm no chicken, are you?'
"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"
'I know I promised a candlelight dinner, but it's taking forever to cook over this thing!'
Tags:dinner, dinners, date, dates, dating, dated, cook, cooks, cooking, cooked, candle, candles, candlelight, candlelights, fire, fires, flame, flames, fry, fries, frying, fried, frying pan, frying pans, pan, pans, romance, romantic, romantics, fool, fools, idiot, idiots, slow, slowness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Unusual sun loungers at the motel in death valley flrizona.
'Tell you chief there's been a terrible mistake, I'm a Friar.'
'I think I know how to make an egg.'