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'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'
'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'
"Remove card quickly...hoooo, not quick enough. That's going to cost you!"
'By pushing us halfway, we save money on gas. That way we'll have enough money to eat out.'
'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'
Order twenty more and hire drivers with strong wrists,'
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'I intend to burn the midnight oil finding ways to cut back on our carbon footprint, Simpkins...'
'I pay for my energy, and if I want to waste it, I'll waste it.'
'Office of Affordable Energy'
'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'
'With our new simplified energy charges would you like to go with the 'Guaranteed Destitution' plan or the 'Selling your organs for Heating' option?'
"If gas prices weren't so low, I'd be upset my energy stocks have tanked."
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'Our financial adviser urges us to take a hiking vacation this summer.'
'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'
'But what if we do switch to gas, and then the cost goes through the roof?'
'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'
"You've been a great employee, but I have to let you go. With the money I save on your salary, I'll be able to afford to put gas in one of my five limos."
"Another jumper dear?"
Death taps freezing pensioner on shoulder.
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"Unfortunately we can't afford to switch them on this year."
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With gas prices soaring, many stations have begun posting EMS teams next to their pumps.
Energy companies come up with a package to help the old this winter.