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'Psst, I know a shortcut.'
After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.
Annual Dying of Thirst IOK Fun Crawl,
Tags:death valley, desert, deserts, desert race, desert races, dehydration, dehydrated, medical condition, medical conditions, dying of thirst, thirst, thirsts, thirsty, water, waters, drink, drinks, fun race, fun races, fun run, fun runs, runner, runners, run, runs, race, races, crawls, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Are we having fun yet?'
Runners at the end of a 'Fun Run'.
"It wasn't my time that upset me, it was being overtaken by a walrus carrying a tea tray."
Nice Guys Finish Last
Tags:nice guys finish last, race, races, hare and the tortoise, the hare and the tortoise, the tortoise and the hare, tortoise and the hare, loser, losers, the loser, last place, coming last, modern attitudes, sexist, misandry, misandrist, misandrists, aesops fable, aesops fables, aesop's fable, aesop's fable, fun run, fun runs
10K Run: Smoker's Lane.
'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'
'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'
Runner thinking about sleeping.
He was fast, but weak, and once again it would cost him the victory.
The bittersweet joy of running the fastest 100 meters in human history then realizing you've run it the wrong way.
'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'
"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."
Extreme annual fun run.
'Ooooh, I like that one... it reeks!'
Fun run vs pitbull parade
Runner about to be tripped in Shenanigan Race.
"This year I'm TWICE as likely to win."
Tags:marathon, marathons, marathon runner, marathon runners, run, runs, runner, runners, running, ran, race, races, fun run, fun runs, competitive, competition, win, wins, winner, winning, sponsored run, sponsored runs, jog, jogging, jogger, joggers, athlete, athletes, athletic, athletics, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercised, exerciser, exercisers, puppet, puppets, cheap, hand puppet, hand puppet, puppeteer, puppeteers, muppets, muppet, marionette, marionettes, statistics, probability, math
'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'
Mail Carriers Fun Run.
Tags:dog, dogs, mailman, mailmen, mail man, mail men, delivery man, delivery men, fun run, fun runs, run, runs, running, runner, runners, chase, chases, chasing, chased, chaser, chasers, pitbull, pitbulls, mail carrier, mail carriers, postmen, postman, stereotype, stereotypes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Are we having fun yet...'
"We keep running for our lives: Wouldn't it be nice, just once, to go on a fun run?"