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"That was Ross Perot. He wants me to send him fifteen dollars."
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'Steve just completed a 50-mile bike trip for charity.'
Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.
"So we're agreed-whoever picks the short straw has to cold-call potential donors and try to raise enough money for some food."
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'I got it! Let's get everyone together, clean up that old building out back, and put on a musical!'
No Soliciting. Especially if it's for a good cause.
"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."
'Ok, so first we take from the rick, keep 95% for admin costs, fees and other expenses and then give what's left to the poor.'
'What are we running for? For me it's cancer research this year.'
'It's a new concept in fund drives. First we collect the money, and then we decide what we're going to do with it.'
'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'
'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'
Not many people pulled off the Movember look this well!
Lobbyville: 'I love this dirty town.'
'Basically, what you're saying is I get a box of chocolate chip cookies and the sixth grade class gets a field trip to Tuscany?'
"Not a phone call in days, and just LOOK at the pledge board! If we don't start hearing from some of you, dinosaurs might very well become a thing of the past!"
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'They're so brazen about it!'
"Although I lost the election, I raised a lot more money than my opponent, so if you ever need someone to do your fund-raising..."
"On the other hand, if you would donate your soul to us, think of the terrific tax break!"
Support Mental Health Or I'll Kill You.
"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"
'We're tired of raising money. When do we get to dole a little out?'
'I won't be here tomorrow, sir -- I'm attending a fund-raising seminar.'
"I'm starting a Kickstarter campaign to fund a rival to Kickstarter."