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School Bus for The Voucher School
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Tired of constantly sending her money, Jill's parents installed an ATM in her dorm room.
'Ooops! My mistake! That was the yearly budget estimate, not the monthly budget estimate.'
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"It's too bad you can't get federal matching funds, whatever they are."
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"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"
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"How can a fund that's loosing us money call itself socially responsible?"
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"Major Funding. How much do you need?"
Overcrowded Schools: Three Proposals.
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'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'
'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'
'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'
"Our ﬁnal honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."
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'Our proposal didn't get the grant, but they want us to teach proposal writing.'
"Quiet! I'm trying to find out if the government is shut down today!"
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"It's a one year timer. It gives an added sense of urgency to my research grant."
"Care to give to the fund to help save your job?"
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"Well, there's another four million dollars down the drain."
"Sorry, folks, but I'll have to see your tax return."
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Past Performance in No Guarantee of Future Results.
'I miss the old days when we could just throw money at problems.'
'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'
"You know what I wish? I wish there was a foundation that gave grants just to lie fallow for a year or so."
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'One look at you and I thought 'footsie world stock fund.''