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'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'
'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
'Sure, we called for a second opinion. That was six months ago.'
'Well this is just great!. . . She was my life coach.'
'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
'It was his last request. He was a track star in college.'
"I'm well aware that being dead and buried has weakened my position in the corporation."
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'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'
"Please - no more specialists."
"He stayed sharp right up until the end."
"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
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"I think it's his beeper."
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"Sorry, still rerouting."
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"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."
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"He makes it look so damn easy."
A Viking Funeral for my Goldfish
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"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."
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A funeral for a businessman.
"If that thing says one word, I'm leaving!"
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Tags:grandma, grandmas, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, burial, burials, bury, buries, burying, modern life, modern times, trend, trends, funeral, funerals, sendoff, sendoffs, send-off, send-offs, cremation, cremate, cremates, blast off, blasts off, blasting off, rocket, rockets, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, goodbye, goodbyes, saying goodbye
A Pac-man coffin
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"If anyone's interested in taking over Ed's Instagram account, see me after the service."
I'd rather be alive
Death 'n' Taxes
Tags:funeral, funerals, funeral arrangement, funeral arrangements, dark humour, black humour, heir, heirs, inherit, inheriting, inheritance, inheritance tax, inheritance taxes, two in one, all in one, insensitive, insensitivity, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, undertaker, undertakers, dying, dead, undignified