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'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'
"Would've been cheaper to pay the ransom."
"Jim wanted a cheap funeral, so he got an e-tombstone."
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"At least he went quick. Although not quick enough, I'm afraid. This discount coupon expired last month."
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'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'
'I figured planning for retirement would be easier if I started at the end and worked backward.'
"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."
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"We'll keep you poor throughout your life, but at least you'll be rich after you die."
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'Not only did Jim live beyond his means, judging by his gold-plated casket, he died beyond his means.'
The high cost of dying is going under.
"That's much more than I can afford. Could you possibly cremate my husband just from the neck up?"
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'Couldn't you just spontaneously combust!'
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'Do you think there's anything after death?'
Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.
'Will Work For Funeral.'
'Yes, taxidermy probably would be cheaper but it isn't a service that we are able to offer.'
Wife's funeral to pay for.
Funeral Directors - 'The cost of living is too high.'
So far my grandfather's funeral has cost me £5,000!
Dead - help me pay my burial expenses,
"It was cheaper than both burial and cremation..."
"He's just disocovered that he's too old to apply for a 'Pay for your funeral early' insurance."