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'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'
"I think it's his beeper."
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A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.
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'I know you have a technical background, but here we call them caskets, not 'dropdown boxes.'
"Would you like his gun back? We'll have to pry it from his cold, dead fingers."
"No, the urns are pretty much one size fits all."
"Talk about your cut-rate operations...."
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He's still in denial.
Dog Park and Pet Funeral Home.
"Trust me - he's going to a better place."
"Don't worry, we can handle all the arrangements for your husband. We can even make it look like an accident."
Jousting Knight Advertises for Funeral Home.
"Miss Gorce is in the embalming game."
"At least he went quick. Although not quick enough, I'm afraid. This discount coupon expired last month."
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"You measured him! Does it shut?"
"You grabbed Uncle Lars's casket again."
'He always had to be the center of attention. You staying for the magic show?'
'I have to do this favor for my dad. It's just a 25-minute drive, a quick drop-off and then we can head to the movies.'
"He specifically asked to be buried with this. It's the sneering contempt for modern popular culture he wore as a badge of honor."
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Funeral home - You can run, but you can't formaldehyde.
'It's never an easy decision, but if you're looking for something economical, why don't you take a look at out value menu-er...Value model?'
Mortician's in and out baskets say in & under.
'...as you appear to be in the process of passing away, could I take a moment to make you aware of a special offer on coffins...'
Fester & Sons Funeral Home: 'Ashes to ashes.'
Man and woman at funeral parlor see sign, 'Ask about our Layaway Plan'.