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"If anyone's interested in taking over Ed's Instagram account, see me after the service."
"He isn't dead yet."
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A hearse with a vulture hood ornament.
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He's still in denial.
"Hell of a way to end the summer."
"We never say 'death'—we prefer 'deadness.' "
Funerals - Buy One Get One Free.
"Am I too late to loot the dead?"
World's Most Useless Sale
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'You don't have to be sad to work here, but it helps!'
Undertaker's desk with In and Out tray coffins
"...and our cremation options include french fried, baked, roasted and hash browned."
"This one's a favorite with the fellas. All leather interior and that new car smell."
"Well, it's a nice CV, but how can I be sure you're not going to start laughing at the wrong time?"
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"I see dead people!"
A funeral parlor next to a casino has a sign saying 'Cash In Your Chips Here.'
'And this is the green option - six feet of quality jute - We call it a Bag for Death.'
'Kill the ref.'
'I've just been next door and from what the doctor said, it's not really worth me going home...'
'Do you offer cloud storage?'
'Larry invites you all to stop and smell the roses' reads a sign next to a vase full of roses and a closed casket
'The hyenas are back.'
'And, if you buy two now, you get a third one for free.'