Funeral Speech Cartoons and Comics

"There were those who hated his guts- but not me."

'His possessions were not important to him. Other people's possessions, however, meant a great deal to him.'

"He's in a better place now-no offense to Buffalo."

"We all know gasoline and alcohol don't mix ... goes for driving too."

"Phil was an accomplished professional and all around great guy. At least that's what his Wikipedia page says."

"He was a good friend, a great magician and a performer to the end!"

'They always say such nice things about the departed at funerals, it's a pity they're not able to hear them.'

"Because of the court injunction, I must refer to the deceased as 'a certain person who shall remain nameless'."

"Not to beat a dead horse but I guess I did win this particular race."

"Alas,we all knew Carl. A poet, a dreamer, a roamer."