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"Is it my imagination, or has it been an unusually wet summer?"
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"I don't recall it being quite this humid last July."
Fresh off the boat and dazed by the tropical sun, Bert falls prey to the sales-rep devouring Giant Mushroom of Indonesia.
'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'
"Highly unusual. It seems to be a side of fries."
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'You are right; it does appear to be some kind of a fungus.'
'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'
"Well, whatever it is - it's contagious."
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Gerald gets a case of athlete's feet.
"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"
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Leprechaun reading under a mushroom lamp
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'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'
"I'd like you to see a botanist. You exhibit many of the symptoms of Dutch elm disease."
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"Can you believe him? He couldn't break up with me face to face. Oh, no...he had to text me!"
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'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'
"Same mold, same mold."
'This will kill the spores.'
Big,,, Big Athelete's Foot
'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'
'I'd say it's a fungal infection.'
"We got by without early blight or late blight, but we have better late than never blight."
'I'm in dire straits, doctor...I rule with an iron fist and I have jock itch.'
"Can't do anything about it. Mold is our state fungus."
Man: 'Got any super-strength fungus creams?'
"Beats me why they call it that...I've never sat on one, either!"