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"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
Tags:laugh, laughs, laughing, cartoonist, cartoonists, professional, professionals, pro, pros, make a living, makes a living, making a living, freelancer, freelancers, freelancing, funny, humor, humorist, humorists, humour, envy, envies, envying, perception, perceptions, perceive, perceives, perceiving, laugh, laughs, laughing, unrealistic, depressed, depression, sad, sadness, melancholy, melancholic, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, reality
Our body parts
Never poke fun.
"It wasn't supposed to be funny."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, clown, clowns, funny, not funny, audience, audiences, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, mistake, mistakes, performer, performers
"I'll tell you why I shot him if you promise you won't laugh."
Tags:law court, law courts, court of law, courts of law, defendant, defendants, cross-examine, cross-examination, cross-examinations, guilt, guilty, plead, pleads, pleading, shot, shooting, story, stories, funny, laugh, laughing, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassment, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, attorney, attorneys
"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."
"Yes, I'm a laughing gull but you have to say something funny."
"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"
Tags:french, french cartoon, french cartoons, attack, attacking, attacks, melted cheese, melting cheese, cheese, cheese strings, hot oil, boiling oil, oil, counterattack, defense tactic, defensive strategy, defense, defending, fail, failing, fails, failed, easy transport, mistake, mistakes, mistook, mistaken, comedy, comedic, comic, comedian, funny, misunderstanding, misunderstands, siege, under siege, battle, battling, battled, battles
"Vite! Trouver quelque chose de drôle!"
"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medicine, healthcare, health care, patient, patients, coma, comas, unconscious, out cold, knocked out, sleeping, asleep, sick, ill, sickness, illness, bedside manner, fun, funny, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, marker, markers, doodle, doodles, doodling, draw, drawing, drawings, writing, write
'I appreciate the fact that you're a computer whiz, Allan, but I'd prefer that you actually laugh out loud at my jokes.'
"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"
Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.
Tuesday Aug 16th is funny hat day! Wear a funny hat to the hospital and get 20% off your co-pay!
'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, entering heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, funny, humor, humour, clown, clowns, unfunny, comedian, comedians, comic, comics, sense of humor, sense of humour
"When you get a chance, remember to ask God the meaning of life-it's a riot."
Tags:meaning of life, god, joke, jokes, funny, hilarious, almighty, angel, angels, cynic, cynics, cynical, outlook, outlooks, life philosophy, life philosophies, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, laugh riot, laugh riots, laugh, laughs, laughing, laughter, dark joke, dark jokes, dark humor, dark humour
"Now will you do something funny."
"A funny thing happened at work today."
"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."
Tags:fear, fears, feared, king, kings, tyrant, tyrants, love, loves, loved, needy, neediness, funny, reputation, reputations, concern, concerns, concerned, paranoid, paranoia, ruler, rulers, dictator, dictators, dictatorship, dictatorships, thin-skinned, sensitive, sensitivity, oversensitive, reign, reigns, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, popular, popularity, popularity contest, politician, politicians
"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."
Tags:us constitution, american constitution, united states constitution, founding fathers, constitution, constitutions, tyrant, tyrants, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, funny, amusing, absurd, unbelievable, apathy, political apathy, us politics, us politicians, checks and balances
Tags:clown, clowns, comedian, comedians, comic, comics, humour, humor, sense of humor, sense of humour, funny, mime, mimes, miming, gesture, gestures, gesturing, waving, acting, amusing, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, hiring
"It's sad, but it's not laugh-out-loud sad."
Tags:sad, sadness, poverty, poor, peasant, peasants, peasantry, jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, 1%, rich, super rich, upper class, upper classes, schadenfreude, monarch, monarchs, elite, elites, out of touch, cruel, mean-spirited, mock, mocks, mocking, bully, bullying, bullies, funny, laugh-out-loud, amusement, amusing, indifferent, desperate, desperation, desperate circumstances