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"One final question: Do you own or have you ever owned a fur coat?"
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Tags:yeti, yetis, the yeti, abominable snowman, the abominable snowman, abominable snowmen, mailbox, mailboxes, monster, monsters, mythical creature, mythical creatures, mail, postbox, postboxes, fur coat, fur coats, hood, hoods, fur hood, fur hoods, post, the post, mail box, mail boxes, snow, the snow
"A warming spell caught him with too much coat."
"Most of these pelts were suicides."
Tags:pelt, pelts, fur, fur coat, furs, fur coats, fur jacket, fur jackets, clothing, clothes, fashion, fashions, fashionista, fashionable, style, styles, in style, in fashion, in season, sales, salesman, salesmen, salespeople, mall, malls, shopping, real fur, animal rights, animal cruelty, shopper, shoppers, women, woman, suicide, women's fashion, women's clothing
Lucinda suspected she had overdressed for her date, even though the bun had sesame seeds.
'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'
"Well...it is real camel..."
"Oh? Well, in that case, this is fake paint."
'See those matching boots and gloves? That's his mother!'
"You can tell me. They're all knock-offs...RIGHT?"
Tags:skier, skiers, skiing, ski, skis, ski lodge, ski lodges, ski slope, ski slopes, skiing resort, skiing resorts, ski resort, ski resorts, knock off, knock offs, knock-off, knock-offs, black market, counterfeit, counterfeits, cavemen, fur, furs, fur coat, fur coats, fashions, fashionable, trend, trends, show off, show offs, snob, snobs, snobbery, cavemen, caveman
'But darling it's OK for you to wear mink fur...you're a mink.'
"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."
Tags:pun, puns, visual pun, coat, coats, down, down coat, jacket, jackets, down jacket, down jackets, fur coat, fur, fur coats, fur jacket, fur jackets, elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, going down, going up, down-coated, fur-coat, down-coat, feather, feathers, duck, geese, ducks, goose, porter, porters, operator
"What? You mean this old thing?"
'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'
'Some people drink to forget. I drink pink squirrels to remember all the pink rodents who gave their lives to make pink fur coats.'
'Dang animal activist! I'm wearing mink because I am one!'
A group of angry fur-less Minks have finally found the person who has their former furs being used for a coat.
'Hi, I'm Agnes and I can't stop wearing fur...'
"Sorry, doll, but, yak-wise, this is as good as it's going to get."
"I'm all faux and loving it!"
Tags:fur coat, fur coats, faux fur, faux furs, fake fur, fake furs, fashion statement, fashion statements, fashion victim, fashion victims, personal style, personal sty;es, show off, showing off, show offs, animal cruelty, womens fashion, women's fashion, self confident, self confidence, self-confident, self-confidence
Woman with fur coat reading book, "Fur coat owners self defence course"
This is FAKE fur - here's the receipt.
"Life stinks! Not only has my nose been stuffed up all week, but some punk kid at my fur storage place was hassling me because I wouldn't give him a tip."