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How to Tell Spring is Here.
'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'
'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'
'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'
'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'
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Elephants do forget.
'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'
'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'
'Ah, some Easter Eggs no one found.'
'I'm not coldhearted I'm just cold and I'm leaving you for someone with a furnace.'
'Stranger, we live in this climate because we're practicing for hell.'
'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'
Person feeding hungry 'Residential real estate market' with 'Low interest rates' and 'Jobs'
'Your fireplace needs a flue shot.'
'You know, there are various labour-saving devices that would make this work a whole lot easier.' 'EASIER?! You're missing the whole point here, aren't you?'
Heat this winter.
Bob needs to take his job more seriously.
'I'm trick or treating in place of my kids, we need a furnace, could you make it cash?'
'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'
Ray's special effects changes industrial smoke into flowers.