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"The Great Ikeamids"
Tags:furniture, flat pack furniture, flat pack, self-assembly furniture, budget furniture, furniture store, furniture stores, furniture shop, furniture shops, pyramid, pyramids, the great pyramids, the great pyramids of egypt, egypt, egyptian pyramids, egyptian pyramid, ancient egypt, ancient egyptian
'This is our latest in coffee table designs...'
Ikea for Hippies
Fashions From Pier 1 - The Double-Breasted Wicker Suit
Tags:imports, imports store, imports stores, imports shop, imports shops, wicker, wicker furniture, trend, trends, trendy, fashion trend, fashion trends, rustic, rustic furniture, double breasted suit, double breasted suits, furniture store, furniture stores, furniture shop, furniture shops, unflattering, men's fashion, suit, suits, business suit, business suits
"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."
'Can I return it if my cat doesn't like it?'
'Everything in the house is from Ikea. Including my husband, Dave.'
"We're looking for a long dining room table that can symbolize the growing chasm between us as our marriage devolves into a black charade of alienation and indifference, for around twelve hundred dollars."
Tags:dining room table, dining room, dining rooms, table, tables, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, married life, alienation, indifference, furniture shopping, furniture shop, furniture shops, symbolism, failed marriage, failed marriages, symbolic, failing marriages, charade, charades
'You're looking for a coffee table? Regular, or decaf?'
Flat pack sales assistant
"All our furniture comes pre-shredded by our carefully selected in-house cats."
Tags:shredding, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, shred, shredding, furniture shop, furniture shops, furniture store, furniture stores, house cat, house cats, house-cat, house-cats, cat lover, cat lovers, chair, chairs, furniture, interior design, cat behaviour, cat behavior, family pet, family pets
"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."
This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.
Santa checking out sleigh beds.
"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"
Tags:recliner, recliners, chair, chairs, leather, furniture, furniture shop, furniture store, furniture shops, furniture stores, shed, shedding, sheds, fur, furs, moulting, moult, moults, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, dog lover, dog lovers, canine behaviour, dog behaviour, canine behavior, dog behavior
Memory Foam Mattress.
"They say they're with a private equity firm, but I fear their motives are more sinister."
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'It's for the garden, actually.'
'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'
"Modernism, if i may make a suggestion, Madam, is becoming just a little dated."
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The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack.
Tags:flatpack, flatpacks, flat-pack, flat-packs, furniture, c.s. lewis, furniture shop, furniture shops, furniture store, furniture stores, children's literature, children's story, children's book, witch, witches, lion, lions, d.i.y., do it yourself, d.i.y. project, d.i.y. projects, diy project, diy projects
"Now, I'll be back in an hour dear." - Ikeeah's bottle room, always very popular.
Unfinished Funiture Store.
'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'