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"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."
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'It's also a printer, scanner, phone and fax machine.'
'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'
'And THIS is our top seller! It's a couch that looks like potatoes for couch potatoes!'
"Guess what. You're all Early American furniture maniacs."
'Don't forget the right to get up on furniture.'
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'Can I return it if my cat doesn't like it?'
'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'
'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'
Trees With Sign Unfinished Furniture.
A granny with badly made self-assembly furniture.
Must Adopt As A Pair.
'I lost my leg during the great war serving as captain's table.'
"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"
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"Finally we're alone."
'Did they deliver the new couch today?'
'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'
"It's comfortable but I feel vulnerable,"
The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack.
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Ikea Flat Pack Children: Do not assemble till 18 years old.
'Oh for heaven's sake! Don't tell me the dog faked you out again!
Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.
'That's the LAST piece of furniture you need.'