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'I don't care if you're going bald, it's just plain wrong.'
"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"
Tags:barber, barbers, barbershop, barbershops, hair salon, hair salons, hairdresser, hairdressers, salon, salons, beauty salon, beauty salons, hairstylist, hairstylists, hair, hairy, fur, furry, shave, shaving, shaving cream, werewolf, werewolves, full moon, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, myth, myths, legend, legends, recurring problem, recurring problems, facial hair, beard, beards, halloween
'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'
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"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"
A dog in a snow globe with all of the fur he has shed.
'I don't care if he did follow you home. You can't keep him... now go home, little boy!'
'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'
"I don't trust a dog who doesn't shed."
"I'm thinking of waxing my back."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, stone age, bc, b.c., before christ, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cavemen, caveman, neanderthal, neanderthals, early humans, hair, hairy, fur, furry, waxing, back waxing, hair removal, unwanted hair, hairless, grooming, groom, beauty, beauty standards, fashion, trend, trends, fad, fads, trendy, discuss, discussion
Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.
Hair traffic controller.
"Aw, man, that's never coming out."
Tags:animal, animals, bear, bears, polar bear, polar bears, white, white bear, white bears, arctic, north, fur, furry, stain, stains, fabric stain, fabric stains, never coming out, ruined, ruin, destroy, destroyed, wash out, food, dinner, eating, eat, mess, messy, spaghetti, pasta, sauce, sauces, saucy, red sauce, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry cleaners, dry cleaner, day-cleaner, dry-cleaners, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, washing machine, washing machines
'But then the warm weather comes along, and you regret being so damn woolly.'
'I love your shawl!'
'We're the largest, strongest things on this planet! Why change now?'
'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'
'Could be just psychological, but shearing before a swim race seems to improve my time.'
'Try to aim for that herd of mountain goats! They'll break your fall!!'
Cat at Surprise Party.
"Mammals? Those tiny furry things? Don't make me laugh, they'll never amount to anything!"
"Mum how do you wash your tongue?"
'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'
Tags:deodorant, deodorants, spray, sprays, pit, pits, arm, arms, armpit, armpits, smell, smells, smelling, smelly, honest, honesty, ape, apes, chimp, chimps, monkey, monkeys, giant, giants, hair, hairs, hairy, evidence, can, cans, fur, furs, furry, accuse, accuses, accusation, accusations, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'A payment plan? What do you mean?'
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Emmett had a far more difficult time explaining the halter top.
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