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"Wings that don't work! Harps that don't play! Are you sure this isn't Hell?"
"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."
Tags:fashion, style, clothes, clothing, kid's clothes, kid's clothing, kid's fashion, children's clothes, children's clothing, children's fashion, apparel, kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, picky, fussy, choosy, clothes shopping, shopping for clothes, customer request, customer requests, information, information booth, information booths, information desk, information desks, information kiosk, information kiosks, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, department store, department stores
"While I am targeting a certain clientele I also realize I'm a beggar and I can't be a chooser."
Tags:beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, clientele, customer, customers, retail, target customer, target customers, target clientele, targeting, choosing beggar, choosing beggars, picky, fussy, choosy, beggars can't be choosers, expression, expressions, poverty
"I thought it came with an acorn."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, cocktail, cocktails, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let-downs, let-down, let downs, acorn, acorns, little umbrella, little umbrellas, martini, martinis, cocktail olive, cocktail olives, fussy, fussy customer, fussy customers, bar
"What do you mean, 'No hot pastrami'? What kind of heaven do you call this?"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, food, pastrami, hot pastrami, unavailable, pastrami sandwich, pastrami sandwiches, picky, fussy, picky eater, picky eater, fussy eater, fussy eaters
"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."
"That's bass with broccoli and mushrooms. Stop calling it animal, vegetable, and fungus."
Tags:family, families, meal, meals out, dining, eating out, eat out, children, child, kid, kids, science, parent, parents, restaurant, restaurants, education, schools, language, precocious, cuisine, food, foods, pedantic, name, names, picky, fussy, fuss, naming, calling, sciency, awkward, annoying, annoys, irritate, irritating
"I'd like a full canteen with lemon."
Tags:water, water with lemon, lemon, lemons, cowboy, cowboys, restaurant, restaurants, ordering, order, orders, drink, drinks, beverage, beverages, fruit, fruits, unrealistic, expectations, high standards, desert, deserts, horseback, unavailable, annoying customer, customers, customer, picky, fussy, particular, choosy, high maintenance, canteen, canteens, high expectations, posh, upper class, upper crust, culture clash, culture clashes
"It's her signature dish and I hate it."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog food, cook, cooks, cooking, chef, chefs, signature dish, signature dishes, meal, meals, home cooking, food, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, hate, dislike, unhappy, mealtime, mealtimes, feeding, complain, complaints, complaining
"I'm not so much a foodie as a fastidious glutton."
"Oh, come on. You liked it fine before you found out this was a chain."
'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'
Tags:cat, cats, cat lady, cat owner, cat ownership, beg, begging, fuss, fussy, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, house cat, house cats, indoor cat, indoor cats, lap cat, lap cats, food, foodie, frustration, frustrating, frustrates, homeless, home, fat cat, hobo, hobos, domestic, domestic pet, domestic cat, pet, pets
"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."
Tags:raw vegan, raw-vegan, vegan, vegans, vegetarian, vegetarians, gluten-free, gluten free, celiac, celiac disease, gluten intolerant, gluten intolerance, sugar-free, sugar free, non-gmo, non gmo, non g.m.o., non-g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, non-genetically modified organisms, intolerance, picky, picky eater, fussy, fussy eater, birthday, birthday cake, cake, fads, fad, food fads, food fad
"It's a shopping list from the raccoons."
Tags:animal, animals, raccoon, raccoons, scavenger, scavengers, trash, garbage, rubbish, trash can, trash cans, trash bin, trash bins, rubbish bin, rubbish bins, garbage can, garbage cans, garbage bin, garbage bins, mess, messy, eat, eating, list, lists, shopping list, shopping lists, groceries, food, shopping, picky, choosy, fussy, demanding, home ownership, owning a home, housework, taking out the garbage, taking out the trash, chose, chores
"Remember, it's not enough to say what's great about mac'n'cheese. We've got to to negative on tuna noodle casserole."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, eating, dining, dinner, dinnertime, supper, suppertime, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, fussy, mac'n'cheese, macaroni and cheese, mac and cheese, tuna casserole, tuna noodle casserole, positive feedback, negative feedback, positive, negative, pros, cons, psychology, psychological warfare, manipulative, manipulation
"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, counter, counters, service with a smile, smile, smiles, smiling, tuna, rye, sandwich, sandwiches, picky, fussy, grumpy, moody, grouchy, bad mood, bad day, customer, customers
"What's not disgusting?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, kid, kids, child, children, girl, girls, fussy, picky, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky eater, picky eaters, disgust, gross, insulting, offensive, rude, impolite, bad manners, kid's menu, kid's menus, children's menu, children's menu
"I ﬂew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."
Tags:new york, new york city, ny, nyc, food, pretzel, pretzels, soft pretzel, soft pretzels, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, bird, pigeon, pigeons, urban, city, cities, flying south, migration, migrating, nature, biology, winter, wintertime, complaint, complaints, complaining, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, fussy eater, fussy eaters, fussy
"I'm a well known food critic, but I've never been able to turn it into cash."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat food, food, fussy, fussy eater, fussy eaters, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, critic, critics, food critic, food critics, reviewer, reviewers, money, job, jobs, profession, professions, fame, famous
"Now more than ever I need the right kind of avocado toast."
"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, food, meal, meals, mealtime, eating, dining, picky, fussy, picky eater, fussy eater, picky eaters, fussy eaters, problem, problems, genetically altered, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, organic food, organic foods, eating organic, technology, modern life
"It's for my mother. Just wrap it in an envelope with return postage."
Tags:present, presents, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, christmas, christmases, wrap, wrapping, picky, fuss, fussy, standards, return, returning, refund, refunding, mum, mums, mother, mothers, mom, moms, parent, parents, annoying, annoyed, annoy, give back, take it back, returning, good enough, not good enough, please, pleasing, hard to please, demanding, choosing, choosy, family, families, adult family, clothes, fashion, shop, shopping, store
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows
"Oh, i could never date her. She hates italics."
"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, friend, friends, prose, fussy, gift, gifts, present, presents, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, get together, gathering, guest, guests, writer, writers, book, books, literature, literary, finicky, hard-to-please, particular, picky