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"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
"I thought it came with an acorn."
"How fresh is your toil and trouble?"
"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"
"I found a misused apostrophe in one of your entrees."
"The customer is always right....the customer is ALWAYS right..."
"I sleep on my side, but I pass out on my stomach."
"I'm sending it back. This doesn't taste funny at all."
'Dinner for two, table for seven.'
"My bouche was not amused."
"There's nothing wrong with the food. I just needed a little attention."
"Please stick on a piece of lamb, then some green pepper, then some more lamb."
"I'd like a milk chocolate, turtle mocha, candy cane frappuccino, but don't make it too sweet."
'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'
'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'
'Well, at least this one ticks all your boxes!'
'Oh don't worry...I'll put these away...You tight arsed baldy bastard!!'
"Okay, okay, we'll give you a refund!"