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"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."
I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be
'We had planned to wait until Bowzer finished obedience school, then I came into heat.'
"I'm proud of you...you're reaching that age where you're thinking about the future...you're making decisions about your life, what you want to do, what you want to be..."
"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."
"Baldo, you need to study harder...you need to think about your future! What do you expect to be when you graduate from high school?"
"Figures...as soon as I start focusing on my future...I nearly get squashed by the present."
"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"
'Let's get down to basics. What's the outlook for think tanks in the next century?'
"You'll be fine as long you opt for a late retirement and early death."