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"Oh! You gave me such a start."
Tags:mob, gun, gag, banner, happy birthday, threaten, scare, startle, gangster, party, birthday party, birthday parties, threatens, threatening, frighten, frightens, frightening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidation, intimidating, gags, banners, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, mafia, mobster, mobsters, mankoff
The Chairperson must be empowered to ensure that no individual or individuals dominate the meeting and discourage others from having their say.
"Careful, I'm removing the safety device now."
Tags:safety device, safety devices, politician, politicians, gag, gags, vice, gagging, political speech, political speeches, press conference, press conferences, speech, speeches, campaign speech, campaign speeches, liar, liars, lying, lie, lies, dishonest, dishonesty, election promise, election promises, campaign promise, campaign promises
"Poison control says it's probably pine tar, Put your finger down his throat until he gags, We need to find out how much wood this woodchuck can up-chuck - or if the woodchuck can even up-chuck wood,"
What Population Problem?
"Thomas! Did Judas put you up to that?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, son of god, last supper, disciple, disciples, judas, thomas, prank, pranks, joke, jokes, joking, practical joke, practical jokes, gag, gags, clown, clowns, jokster, joksters, comedian, comedians, fooling around, bunny ears, art, painting, paintings, portrait, portraits, leonardo davinci, da vinci, famous painting, famous paintings, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, photographer, photographers, annoying, annoyed, modern life
'Stupid gag reflex.'
'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'
"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"
Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."
Tags:slapstick, slapsticks, slap-stick, drama, dramas, comedy, comedies, entertainer, entertainers, banana skin, banana skins, gag, gags, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, banana peel, banana peels, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, divorce, divorces, martial breakdown, relationship breakdown, comedy show, comedy shows, comedy act, comedy acts
'Can't say I'm too keen on this new observational stuff.'
'So that's where he gets his jokes from!'
Penguin Practical Jokes.
"The Trout Babette was awful, but the Heimlich maneuver was excellent."
Tags:heimlich, heimlich maneuver, heimlich manoeuvre, choke, chokes, choking, gag, gags, gagging, obstruction, airway obstruction, airway obstructions, waiter, waiters, wait staff, front of house, front of house staff, compliment, compliments, service, restaurant, restaurants, compliments to the chef, bad food, disappointing food
Post global warming desert island cartoons.
Tags:global warming, greenhouse gas, environmentalism, social issues, environmental issues, government, emissions, green movement, island, desert island, uncharted island, island jokes, gags, cliche, cliches, cartoons, gag cartoons, flooding, sea levels, rising sea levels, ice cap melt, climate change, sea levels, sea level
'I think he wants you to be quiet!'
I'm With Stooped
NHS Whistleblowers leavers party.
'They tried to GAG her but they can NEVER stop her 'dance of neglect on the ward'!'
Tags:whistleblower, whistleblowers, whistleblowing, whistle-blowing, whistle-blower, whistle-blowers, whistle blower, whistle blowers, whistle blowing, nurse, nursing, patient, patients, patient care, healthcare, hospital, hospitals, gag, gags, hospital care, hospital treatment, interpretative dance, interpretative dances
"Quick, everyone! Thog's invented the cartoon situation!"
NHS whistleblowers leavers party.
'It argues that we dogs are happier when our freedom is limited, and I think I agree with that.'
"I like blueberry, but still think the custard's funnier."