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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
Tags:holiday, holidays, weight gain, weight loss, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, lose weight, losing weight, lost weight, compliment, compliments, complimenting, diet, diets, dieting, new year's resolution, new years resolution, resolution, resolutions, christmas, christmas season, snowman, snowmen, frosty, christmas song, christmas songs
"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
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The Little Mermaid, Ten Years Later
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"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."
Tags:doctor, age, middle age, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, midlife crises, grow old, grows old, growing old, 60th, 60th birthday, birthday, birthdays, pushing 60, 59th birthday, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, declining health, health decline, health declines, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, mankoff
"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
Tags:woman, women, body image, body weight, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-respect, mental health, weight, gain weight, gaining weight, putting on weight, weight gain, kill, diet, diets, dieting, health, unhealthy, healthy, eating, food, snacking, beauty, stereotype, stereotypes, expression, expressions, aphorism, aphorisms, word play, wordplay
"None for me, thanks."
Tags:anniversary, anniversaries, diet, diets, dieting, anniversary dinner, anniversary dinners, go out, goes out, going out, omen, omens, bad omen, bad omens, ominous, married life, married lives, matrimony, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, husband, husbands, wife, wives, first anniversary, 1st anniversary, paper anniversary, cotton anniversary, harbinger, harbingers, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, celebration, celebrations, gain weight, gains weights, gaining weight, anxiety, anxieties, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
"You've been eating again."
"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."
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If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
Tags:dog, dogs, walk, walks, go for a walk, goes for a walk, going for a walk, walkie, walkies, lazy, sloth, slovenly, couch potato, couch potatoes, exercise, exercises, exercising, regular exercise, regular exercising, regular exercises, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, fat shame, fat shames
'I wish to be thinner than all my friends.'
"I know what you mean...Harold's gotten so fat he has to use suspenders to hold up his boxers!"
Wide Load: Super Hero for an older demographic.
Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years
"I have an app that does my exercise for me!"
"How much weight can it hold?"
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"I was told that my weight might be the result of my genes, so I wondered whether you could prescribe me a new pair!"
"I think I need to go on a diet. I'm tipping the scale."
Tags:music, musical note, musical note, read music, reading music, music teacher, music teachers, piano teacher, piano teachers, tip the scale, tips the scale, tips the scales, tipping the scales, scale, scales, musician, musicians, overweight, weight gain, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, obesity epidemics, diet, diets, dieting, impetus for change
"Chubby! Who the hell is Chubby?"
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, bed, beds, snow white, seven dwarves, seven dwarfs, 7 dwarfs, 7 dwarves, weight gain, gaining weight, gain weight, chub, chubby, chubbiness, fat, fattening, overweight, obese, obesity, name and shame, coming to terms, come to terms, name change, change names, name changes, mid life crisis, unfit, fitness, story, story book, storybook, storybooks, character, characters
Conservation of mass.
"Have you been putting on weight?"
"Does this butt make my jeans look fat?"
"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."
"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."
Other Patron Saints of Christmas
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"The vet said I need to stop feeding him table scraps and take him on long walks. He said the dog is fine."
Tags:vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, table scraps, long walk, long walks, dog, dogs, walk, walks, walking, overweight, body shame, body shames, body shaming, lose weight, losing weight, husband, husbands, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, weight gain, overeat, overeats, overeating, over-eat, over-eats, over-eating, nag, nags, nagging