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"Just sitting here widening. You?"
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"Lookin' good, Frosty!"
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"You'll have to be X-rayed, Mr. Jensen. I seem to be picking up Rush Limbaugh."
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"Judy Solomon gained nine pounds over the weekend because she ate trayf!"
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"That's the same old thirty pounds that's been coming and going for as long as I've known her."
The Little Mermaid, Ten Years Later
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"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."
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Before and After.
"Take into account I've probably put on about thirty pounds."
"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."
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"Have you ever wondered why we're carbo-loading when we don't run marathons?"
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"I could really go for a cookie...but there are only two left, and the kids will be home in an hour! If I eat one, they'll fight over the other one!"
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Santa eats too many mince pies
"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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"You reckon it might be time to start thinking about a new nickname, Slim?"
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"Yet she never gains an ounce."
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"We may have found the vaccine but it's fattening."
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"Does this lens flare make me look fat?"
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"You may now start packing on the pounds."
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"I can still fit into my high-school kayak."
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"None for me, thanks."
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"I had to put on thirty pounds for this role."
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"You've been eating again."
"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."
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If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.
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