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"I love how there are still these little pockets of the eighties."
(We've) Met Gala
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'Just take your time, Sweetheart. Remember, it's not a race.'
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Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish
PATRK - Do you get it? Tea in the Park (Lovely).
'At midnight we want to move to the non-smoking section so my husband can keep his New Year's resolution.'
'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'
'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'
'It means OR face painting!'
'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'
'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'
'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'
Gala party. B.Y.O.L. - Bring your own lawyer.
'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'
Pony club gala - "Thats all we need - the four horsemen of the apocalypse."
Charity Gala ???
Sock Salesman of the Year Award
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