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"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
'Nine moons!? How on earth does she keep her figure?'
For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.
After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.
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Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
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God's My Space.
'We're beyond globalization. We'd like to present a case for universalization.'
In the middle ages: 'I believe earth is the center of the universe.'...Today:' I Know I'm the center of the universe.'
'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'
'Are you trying to give me a heart attack??!!'
"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."
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'Watch this space.'
'Tell them that, by funding our project, they agree the universe must be expanding, and that, as it expands, so must our budget!'
'So you're from Pluto too - small world.'
'I'll be working on the largest and smallest objects in the universe - superclusters and netrinos. I'd like you to handle everything in between.'
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Science And Religion
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This remote's not working!
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Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.
'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'
'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'
'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'Well then, someone better get a move on, don't you think?'
Pentagon Science Contest: 'Whoa! I better get home and check the mail!'