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'That's why it's called 'same day surgery' - I take out your Gall Bladder and then play 18 holes of golf.'
'Ever have one of those days when you can't tell a gall stone from a kidney stone?'
"The test results indicate there may be terrorist sleeper cells in your gall bladder!"
Gallstone patient sees sign - 'this too shall pass.'
Surgical Keepsakes of the Anderson Family: Family have kept their milk teeth, kidneys stones, etc, in display jars. The family dog has his testicles in a jar.
'Unmitigated Gall! What kind of diagnosis is that?'
'Relax. We had lunch during your surgery. That's a burger, not a gall bladder in the doggie bag.'
Man sees dollar sign on belly: 'Nice stitches, Doc.'
'A very unusual case, Mrs. Vandermeer, you have rhinestones!'
Doctor and nurse having a chat.
'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'
"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."
'I was all right till I read, 'Your Gall Bladder and You.'
Gall Stones Specialist: 'This too shall Pass!'
'You have the unmitigated gall bladder.'
'I'm just venting my spleen over your mistaking it for my gall bladder!'
"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."
"A cheeseburger and fries, please."