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'That's why it's called 'same day surgery' - I take out your Gall Bladder and then play 18 holes of golf.'
'Ever have one of those days when you can't tell a gall stone from a kidney stone?'
"The test results indicate there may be terrorist sleeper cells in your gall bladder!"
Surgical Keepsakes of the Anderson Family: Family have kept their milk teeth, kidneys stones, etc, in display jars. The family dog has his testicles in a jar.
'Relax. We had lunch during your surgery. That's a burger, not a gall bladder in the doggie bag.'
'Actually - they're my husband's gall stones!'
'I was all right till I read, 'Your Gall Bladder and You.'
'You have the unmitigated gall bladder.'
'I'm just venting my spleen over your mistaking it for my gall bladder!'
"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."
"A cheeseburger and fries, please."