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"Because you're not naked, and you're not a cowboy, that's why!"
Tags:slang, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, horseback, bronco, broncos, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, modern, modern life, modernity, yehaw, cowboy hat, hat, 10 gallon hat, ten gallon hat, pants, chaps, saloon, saloons, sheriff, sheriffs, deputy, deputies, gallow, gallows, country, country and western, country music, musical, musicians, musician, guitar, guitars, hang, hanging, hangings, black hat, bad cowboy, villain, villains, song, songs, times square, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, new york, new york city, icon, icons, iconic
"There was 'reasonable doubt,' Ma'am, so we're hanging a few lawyers."
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"I've always said - juries are impossible to predict."
Tags:jury, juries, legal system, legal systems, juror, jurors, trial, trials, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, justice system, justice systems, gallows, hanging, hangings, public execution, public executions, execution, executions, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, criminal, criminals, death sentence, death sentences, sentencing, sentence, sentences
Suicide by Domino
'We only want the facts. A sort of formal inquiry if you will.'
Tags:office, inquiry, investigation, interview, fired, firing, inquest, lay off, interrogate, foreboding, apprehension, apprehensiveness, anxious, anxiety, inducing, uneasy, threat, threatening, hanging, hangings, gallows, hanging rope, hanging ropes, interrogations, inquiry, inquiries, investigation, trial, trials, judge, jury, executioner, executioners
"O.K., I'll talk."
Tags:gardener, gardeners, hanging tree, hanging trees, hanging rope, hanging ropes, gallows, execution, executions, interrogation, interrogations, interrogate, interrogated, tortures, tree, trees, garden, gardens, gardener, gardeners, watering can, watering cans, cowboy, cowboys, lynching mob, lynching mobs, lynch mob, lynch mobs, green fingers, intimidation, intimidating
"Boy, the king really loves that "Suspended Sentence" joke, right?"
Tags:hang, hangs, hanging, hangings, lynch, lynches, lynching, execute, executes, execution, executions, punishments, crimes, criminal, criminals, capital punishment, king, judge, judgement, joke, pun, wordplay, puns, medieval, dark ages, gallows, hangman, insensitive, insensitive joke, cruel, cruelty, callous, callousness, kings, monarch, monarchs, privileged, privilege
"What a pro."
Tags:jester, jesters, gallows, gallows humor, gallows humour, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, comedian, comedians, execution, executions, professional, consummate professional, consummate professionals, graffiti, sense of humor, sense of humour, comedy, lighten the mood, lightening the mood, silly, silliness, whimsy, whimsical, guillotine
Hangman makes mistake, hangs himself.
"Wow. The king really loves that 'suspended sentence' joke, huh?"
'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'
"I have to go wee-wee."
"Production's down. You need to pick up the tempo."
Tags:production, management, performance review, drumming, pick up the tempo, work faster, do more with less, cutbacks, slave ship, gallows, slave driver, slave drivers, task master, task masters, taskmaster, taskmasters, pick up the pace, picking up the pace, efficiency, workplace efficiency, micromanage, micromanager, micromanagers
If that slips off and I break a leg, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
'Bag for life?'
'Poor fellow... lost at a game of 'Hangman'.'
"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."
Tags:dark humour, dark humor, gallows humor, gallows, gallows humour, black humor, black humour, jump, jumping, ledge, jump off, ledges, real-estate, real estate, apartment, apartments, sales, sales pitch, hard sell, bad timing, timing, talk down, suicidal, ledge, ledges, location, locations, leap, leaps, leaping
'You've got to admire his gallows humour.'
"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."
"I'm starting a blog."
Tags:blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, blogged, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, hanging, hangings, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, death sentence, death sentences, gallows, selfie, selfies, prisoner, prisoners, condemned, capital punishment, capital punishments
Everyone's a poet.
"Any idea of the expected outcome?"
Tags:death, surprize, thought, jail, business expectations, expectation, expectations, forecast, forecasts, prediction, predictions, future, futures, crimes, criminal, criminals, death sentence, death sentences, punishments, capital punishment, capital punishments, hangings, gallows, hanging, law, prison, prediction
Watch your step.
'Hang 'em high is just an expression Judge!'