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"What little money I had I invested in myself. I lost everything."
ATM: Double or Nothing?
Trying to make ends meet in a parallel universe.
'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'
'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'
The carefully chosen Sorry-I-Can't-Pay-My-Gambling-Debt card helped soften the blow.
'I should at least get a no-claims bonus. None of my horses have ever won.'
'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'
'Heads, we give ourselves bonuses before declaring bankruptcy...tails, we declare bankruptcy before giving ourselves bonuses...'
'C'mon in Rudolph, these ain't no reindeer games.'
'...and please, please, please, give me a chance to price to you that winning the lottery won't spoil me...'
Gift shop in casino caters to winners and losers.
'What do you mean I'm maxed out? I demand more chips! Let me speak to your supervisor!'
"I just joined the 'Bookie of the Month' club."
'What the-! Who the heck's playing buffalo chips?'
'And it didn't surprise you to learn you weren't playing with a full deck?'
"Just lend me a little bit more. I feel lucky"
"Keep your shirt on. Can't you see he's folded?"
"For what we are about to receive...."
'I was betting you wouldn't show.'
'The degree of difficulty goes up when one plays poker in a cartoon.'
'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'
'I work for Gamblers Anonymous. The wages aren't great but the tips are fantastic.'