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'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'
God rolls dice
Tags:roll of the dice, rolling dice, roll dice, die, god, gods, man in the sky, giant hand, giant hands, random, randomness, chance, death, died, dying, die, luck, lucky, unlucky, no luck, gamble, gambling, gambling with lives, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
"If I won the lottery, I would go on living as I always did."
Tags:rich, riches, wealth, wealthy, well-off, affluent, finances, money, the one percent, the 1%, lottery, lotteries, playing the lottery, gambling, gambler, gamblers, winning the lottery, winner, winners, lottery winner, lottery winners, winning, dream, dreams, social status, social class, upper class, no change, status quo
"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."
Tags:fall, falls, falling, take a fall, takes a fall, taking a fall, dive, dives, diving, fix, fixed, fixing, match fixing, boxing match, boxing matches, miscommunication, miscommunications, misinterpret, misinterprets, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, misinterpreting, boxer, boxers, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, rigged, mafia, gamble, gambles, gambling, communication, prizefighter, prizefighters, prizefighting, boxing ring, boxing rings, corruption, athlete, athletes
The Las Vegas Oddsmakers
Tags:steal, stealing, stealing base, base, stealing the base, las vegas, vegas, baseball, baseball game, expansion team, expansion teams, sports, competitive sports, america, american, region, regions, regional, gambling, gambler, gamblers, casino, casinos, sleaze, sleazy, sleazeball, creep, creeps, scam, scamming, scammer, scammed, scams, con, con artist, conned, cons, play on words, word play, word-play, fix, fixed, fixed game
Company Merges/Major Layoffs/We Go Belly Up. . .
Blackjack: free lemonade!
A plumber pulls cash out from the sewer near a casino.
Tags:gamble, gambling, gambler, fruit machine, black humour, fruit machine, arcade, arcades, arcade machines, skull and crossbones, gambling addict, gambling addiction, addict, addiction, slot machines, slot machines, slot-machines, slot-machine, killed, drop dead, dropped dead, coin-op, coin op, coin-ops, coin ops, problem gambling, addicts, gambling addicts
"Tell you what I'll do—if that lady over there deposits a big chunk of dough, I'll give you some of it."
Tags:money, finances, personal finances, loan, loans, debt, debts, lender, lenders, loan company, loan companies, borrower, borrowers, borrowing money, lending money, loan officer, loan officers, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, betting, gambling, gambler, gamblers, deposit, deposits, sharing
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
"O.K., which cup is your job under now?"
Tags:fired, fire, firing, unemployed, unemployment, redundant, redundancy, redundancies, made redundant, sack, sacked, sacking, getting the sack, personnel, can, canned, canning, getting canned, executive, executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, insensitive, insensitivity, shell game, magic trick, magic tricks, gamble, gambling, bet, betting, guess, guessing, high stakes
"I can't even deal."
Tags:deal, deals, dealer, dealers, dealing, can't even, expression, expressions, literal, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, literal, card, cards, card dealer, card dealers, las vegas, vegas, blackjack, card game, card games, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, overwhelm, overwhelms, overwhelmed, refuse, refuses, refusing, refusal, refusals
Viva Las Vegas
Tags:las vegas, viva las vegas, vegas, family holiday, family holidays, holiday holidays, vacation, vacations, family vacation, family vacations, money, spending money, wasting money, burning money, gamble, gambles, gambling, budget, budgers, expensive, mom, moms, mums, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood
"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, teacher life, marking, grading, mark, marks, grade, grades, test, tests, testing, quiz, quizzes, exam, exams, examination, examinations, math, maths, mathematics, arithmetic, bet, bets, betting, gambling, gambler, gamblers, losing, lost, dream, dreams, dreaming, daydream, daydreams, daydreaming, quitting, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
"Twenty bucks says you can't cross the road!"
Tags:chicken, chickens, why did the chicken cross the road, wager, wagers, bet, bets, better, betters, betting, gamble, gambles, gambling, gambler, gamblers, old joke, old jokes, joker, jokers, joking, drunken bet, drunken prank, drunken pranks, drinking companion, drinking companions, philosophical question, philosophical questions
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
Tags:morning-after, the morning after, walk of shame, walks of shame, regret, regrets, hangover, hangovers, hungover, binging, binge eating, binge eater, diet, dieting, off the wagon, fall off the wagon, addiction, addict, easy fix, easy fixes, impulse, impulses, impulsive, shopping spree, shopping sprees, resolution, resolutions, smoking, quitting smoking, smoker, gambling, problem gambler, problem drinker, problem drinkers, hair of the dog, guilt, guilty, shame, remorse, remorseful, miracle drug, miracle drugs, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pill, pills, medicine, medicines, self-medicate, self-medicated
"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."
Tags:poker, gambling, gamblers, chip, chips, bet, betting, bets, tell, sign, signal, tells, signs, signals, tell-tail, tell tail, bluff, bluffing, bluffs, obvious, oblivious, bluffed, bluffer, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, canine, canines, feline, felines, wag, wagging, wagging tail, tail, wags, wagged, texas hold 'em, texas-hold-em, texas hold em
"This quarter we're very bullish on red."
Tags:investing, investor, investors, investment, investments, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, financial advisor, financial advisors, financial adviser, financial advisers, investment counselor, investment counselors, investment counseling, investment counsellor, investments counsellors, investment counselling, monte carlo, casino, casinos, gambling, gambler, gamblers, betting, bet, bets, bullish, advice, financial advice
Upon review of the finish photo, race officials discovered cheating on the part of Turf King.
"We've already projected a winner."
Tags:duel, duels, dueling, duelling, fight, fight, fighting, single combat, one-on-one, man-to-man, politics, government, governments, projection, projections, projected, winner, winners, election, elections, election, vote, votes, betting, gambling, gambler, gamblers, bet, bets, odds, bookie, bookies, bookmaker, bookmakers, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, violence, history, historical, sport, sports
"Could you stop referring to the interest rate as 'the vig'?"
Tags:interest rate, interest rates, excessive, high interest rate, high interest rates, extortion, extortionate rate, extortionate rates, vig, vigorish, gambler, gamblers, gambling, loan, loans, bank loan, bank loans, greed, greedy, greediness, take out a loan, taking out a loan, mortgage, mortgages, mortgage lender, mortgage lenders, big bank, big banks, banker, bankers, ripoff, ripoffs, ripping off, tip your hand, tipping you hand, giveaway, giveaways, loan shark, loan sharks
"I've begun to suspect my agent is a double agent."
The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
Tags:easter, easter bunny, easter egg, easter eggs, egg, eggs, dye, dyes, dyeing, decorate, decorates, decorating, decoration, decorations, grift, grifts, grifter, grifters, conman, conmen, con artist, con artists, con man, con men, confidence man, confidence men, street performer, street performers, gamble, gambles, gambling, bet, bets, betting