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"Well, it is the 'Hunters' Chicken'..."
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'Whoops, another miss - but who's counting?'
'Did your shooting improve today, Dear?'
'Nice retrieve, Ben. But I'd like it to be on the same day I shoot it, or at least the same week!'
'Now what does that game warden want? He's already checked my license.'
'Now, that's a point!'
'Take my word for it, they're easier to retrieve after I shoot!'
'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'
'You never run out of 'missed again' routines, do you?'
'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'
'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'
'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'
'Give the nice doggie his bird, Ben.'
This was one time Joe regretted being an expert at bird song.
101 uses of a dead cat: stool
'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'
'He was born to the sea.'
'And just what do I tell the farmer, Ben, that you, a veteran hunting dog, winner of a state field trial, doesn't know the difference between a pheasant and a chicken...is that what I tell him, Ben?'
'We're not going to make a habit of this.'
'Ben feels they mathematically improve his chaces of flushing game.'
'You're not supposed to catch them!'
'You flush this one, wiseguy!'
'What ever happened to 'point'?'
''Dogs gotta fly, birds gotta sing' isn't the way the old tune goes, Ben!'