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'Did you see his face when I asked for his hunting license?'
Humpty the Game Warden
"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."
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'Ever wonder why hunters only shoot at bucks? We've got the same coloring as females. same pointy snouts. Same rack of...'
Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.
A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.
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Hook Free Zone.
Fishing Strictly Prohibited!
'Honestly, I was just washing my worms.'
'Look at it this way: by not catching anything, you're insuring that fishing is sustainable.'
'Make no mistake Tomlinson...it's a jungle out there.'
'You don't actually need a license to hunt balloon animals!'
'I hope you've got a licence to fish here.'
Fishermen catch a fish paint a 'No Fishing' sign.
'You better have a hunting license.'
'You need a permit to fish here. I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you.'
'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'
'No fishing beyond this point.'
'Right, I've caught you poaching.' -'Nonsense, that's my lunch.'
'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'
'The bears are very well-behaved.'
'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'
'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'
Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'