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'Did you see his face when I asked for his hunting license?'
Humpty the Game Warden
'Are you looking at my birds?'
This lake is full of fish. Try to find one.
'The local deer population takes illegal hunting into their own hands...'
A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.
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Sometimes Jimson would just shoot the breeze.
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Fishing Strictly Prohibited!
'Honestly, I was just washing my worms.'
'Make no mistake Tomlinson...it's a jungle out there.'
'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'
'Right, I've caught you poaching.' -'Nonsense, that's my lunch.'
'Perhaps the fish don't realize you have a license to catch them.'
'Not much game about today,boy!'
The Perils of Hunting
'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'
An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.
'Touch that trigger, sucker, and the entire forest goes up.'
Rough game last night, then?
'George,your big game guide is here.'
"It doesn't matter how poor and hungry your family is, sir. The limit has been exceeded."
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"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."
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"I'm not fishing, I'm taking my pet worm for a swim."
"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"