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"I'm finding it difficult to keep alive the little embezzler within."
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"Bad news. They found the proof in the pudding."
'Before you're released, would you mind taking our exit survey?'
"I thought you turned location services off."
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'You never take me anywhere.'
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"When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-rind shiv."
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Slammer on the Spot
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Prison Cell: Mearn, Gingham & Wickerman
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"I think what I miss most is robbing people."
'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'
'Three life sentences, but hey, you're trending on twitter...'
Human Rights and Human Wrongs.
'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'
"When you put on a magic silk hat, things can get out of hand pretty quickly,
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"Can you keep a huge secret? I was guilty."
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'Instead of trying to find the perfect cell mate, try being the perfect cell mate.'
'Ahhr, he must be French... he's thanking us!'
"Instead of just doing time, I decided it could be quality time."
'I've been here so long I don't remember what I did, but it had something to do with non-compliance.'
'Raise your right hand if you wish to help us with our enquiries... SPLENDID!'
"Allegations were made, allegations were proved."
'I'm 364720181, but you can just call me 36.'
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
"It's just what I've always said; prisons are just too damn soft...!"
"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!"