Garage Mechanics Cartoons and Comics

And could you put in a louder horn?'

'It's up for adoption. Just pay to have it fixed.'

'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'

'You gotta fix this thing. It purrs like a kitten.'

"It's a good thing you brought your car in when you did, my daughter needs braces."

My broom's in the shop.

'Bob, call you back. A big auto body job just drove in.'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'First of all, it didn't malfunction, it broke. Never waste a $20 word on a $2 car.'

'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"Your Thunderbird does cough and splutter, but it doesn't have bird flu."

'It's up to you, Mr Snedly. Get it fixed, or enter it in the antique show.'

A vintage car being fixed by a mechanic underneath.

Brake Repair Shop

'This may take more work than we thought.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

'This will help us locate the source of that funny noise.'

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

'I understand you work on foreign models?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'The hamsters are just worn out.'

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'