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"Arthur is a cast-iron lawn ornament on his father's side."
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The G-nome Project (Mapping the genome).
"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"
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'Beware the garden Medusa!'
'The dog ate my gnome-work.'
Welcome to GNOME Alaska
Kidnapped Garden Gnomes $100
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"You never liked that concrete gnome, did you?"
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'I always wanted a home on the range.'
'Well, this would explain all those droppings we've been finding.'
'You mean as opposed to a rural gnome?'
The Fall of Gnome
'We all know gnomes are little. That doesn't mean you should snack on them.'
'Genome, Henderson! It's the human 'genome' project!'
"Stop fidgeting...every time we move it scares the bejeebers out of them!"
'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'
'I don't know what these humans are doing wrong, apart from the odd kidnapping we have zero unemployment.'
Garden gnome fishing indoors.
"I like your garden humans"
That a garden gnome had Pebbles in a headlock did not horrify Ms. Otis nearly as much as her neighbor's very poor taste in lawn decor.