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"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."
"Harvey! You come down here this instant!!"
A grotesque looks at another grotesque who is wearing a baseball cap.
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"No sacrifices until you buy the idol, sir."
"I'd complain, but I'm afraid of the bad press we'd get!"
Tags:pterodactyl, pterodactyls, gargoyle, gargoyles, bad press, endangered, endangered species, endangered species, nest, nests, nesting, complaint, complaints, complain, complains, complaining, real estate, architecture, architect, architects, bird of prey, birds of prey, nest, nests, nesting program, nesting programs, rehabilitate, rehabilitates, rehabilitating, rehabilitation
"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."
"Happy New Year!"
Tags:new year, new year's eve, new years day, midnight, countdown, countdowns, countdown to midnight, twelve o'clock, 12 o'clock, happy new year, clock, clocks, time, gargoyles, gargoyle, architecture, grotesque, grotesques, medieval, celebration, celebrations, alive, come, alive, decoration, decorations
"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"
Tags:gargoyle, gargoyles, statue, statues, old building, old buildings, hang out, hanging out, its been real, it's been real, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, squad goals, bromance, bromances, medieval, medieval times, lads, the lads, bros, drinking, drinker, drinkers, social drinking, social drinkers, medieval architecture, architecture, pub, bar
'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'
"Maybe if we put stone statues in their place, no one will notice that they've flown away."
Tags:statue, statues, stone statue, stone statues, gargoyle, gargoyles, grotesque, grotesques, fly, flies, flying, fly away, flies away, flying away, monster, monsters, cover story, cover stories, cover, covers, renaissance, medieval, medieval times, mythical creature, mythical creatures, fly off, disappear, disappears, disappearance, disappearances
'It's just until we get the other gargoyle repaired...'
Cat-flap at the Gates of Hell
Tags:gargoyle, gargoyles, monster, monsters, demon, demons, devil, devils, catflap, catflaps, cat-flap, cat-flaps, cat flap, cat flaps, gates of hell, hell, hells, underworld, underworlds, hades, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, pet, pets, mythical being, mythical creature, monster, monsters
At first, Mrs. Bowers was delighted to hear that someone had finally moved into that old stone house.
Cosmetic Stone Mason.
'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'
Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.
'Go over that again about thinking you're a gargoyle.'
"The gargoyles are coming back to roost. That has to be a good economic sign of something...wouldn't you say?"
Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.
"OK, I got another one. A priest and a nun walk into a bar..."
"Mike, Mike, Mike! Guess what day it is!!!"