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'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'
'... Service your gas fire?... Certainly, I can not bother turning up this Tuesday morning, if that's convenient.'
When committing suicide using the gas oven method, only real masochists light the flame.
"You don't think the parrot is too close to the gas fire, do you, dear?"
"The Heretic" - Imitation log fire