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'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'
Tags:fart, farts, farting, road sign, road signs, gas, gasses, gases, wind, winds, high winds, sign, signs, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, gas attack, gas attacks, smell, smells, bad smell, bad smells, stink, stinks, stinky, road trip, road trips, long distance, long distances, caution, caution sign, caution signs, warn, warns, warning, warnings, warning sign, warning signs
"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
Tags:tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, disgusting, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, fart, farts, farting, gas, gases, gaseous
A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus
'If it has a 'G' next to it, it'll give you a little gas; a 'B' will cause some belching; 'N' may create a bit of nausea...'
'I can't see a thing. the poisonous gases are covering Uranus.'
'Before I say yes to a date... tell me, do you contribute to global warming very often?'
'Don't forget - keep the potassium chloride in a separate container.'
'Are you SURE it's not emitting greenhouse gases?'
"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"
Tags:parachute, parachutes, helium, gas, gasses, noble gas, noble gasses, gases, noble gases, skydive, skydives, skydiving, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, retirements, good life, living the good life, chemist, chemists, chemistry, work life, work lives, celebrate, celebrates, celebrating, bunch of balloons, bunches of balloons
'One day son, all this will be Yours...'
'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'
"This S.U.V. sports a flame-retardant, electro-static coating. Eco-activists can't burn it and their pamphlets and bumper stickers slide right off!"
Tags:greenhouse, gases, gas guzzler, gas guzzlers, gas guzzling, eco-activist, eco-activists, eco activist, eco activists, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, pamphlet, pamphlets, environmental conscience, environmental literature, big car, big cars, car, cars
'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'
"What do you recommend for greenhouse gas?"
Tags:pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, druggist, druggists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, drugs, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, medical, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, bull, bulls, methane, emission, emissions, gas, gases, greenhouse gases, global warming, climate change, environment, nature, environmental destruction, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions
"They're blaming us for global warming, y'know!"
'The meeting was going great till my powertie started emitting greenhouse gases.'
'Kellmeyer just put in his two week notice.'
'I think Mrs. McClouglin may have been given a shot of that tainted laughing gas we've been hearing about.'
"What kind of fuel am I?"
Tags:petrol tax, petrol taxes, taxation, taxations, fuel tax, fuel taxes, fuel, fuels, taxing, taxed, petrol, gas tax, gas taxes, gas, gases, fuel, fuels, inflation, david cameron, george osborne, freeze, freezing, freezes, coalition, hm revenue and customs, rising prices, cost, costs, high cost, high costs
"My other car has lower emissions."
Helium (tanker truck)