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'You missed a great chili dinner at the club, Henson. Oh, by the way, the hot tub is broken.'
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Husbands Random Act of Blindness
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'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'
"Which one is yours?"
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'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'
'We left our dying planet to conquer yours. But, to be honest I think we'd be better off going back.'
'I think you're going to like this... They now have apple-cinnamon scented gas.'
'The meeting was going great till my powertie started emitting greenhouse gases.'
'My husband is not an underwear bomber! He's just got a... well... you know... 'problem'.'
'I know it's a waste but it's cheaper than petrol.'
Methane capture and storage.
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'I know it's odd but have you seen my gas bill?'
After having had beans at the last motorway cafe...The lorry driver hadn't realized gasses had built up in his cab.
'Man, I'm exhausted!'
Classical gas - musician farting music
'It runs on eight AAA batteries.'
'You want that double-order of our world-famous baked beans for here... or, we sincerely hope... to go?'
'It comes with it's own oil well.'
'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'
'I said... before you pull the switch, would you mind if I passed a little gas?'
'I'm not worried about terrorists, I'm cleaning out the fridge.'
'Why are you taking Gas-X?' 'To preserve the ozone.'