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'Like the sign says...It's all THEIRS.'
'No, we don't take complaints, we SELL complaints.. If the sign said POPCORN, you wouldn't try to GIVE me popcorn, would you?'
A flower hands another flower a bouquet of people for Valentine's Day.
'I'm not a consumer. I'm a provider.'
'Honey... you did pay the pledge I phoned in, didn't you?'
'That's a birthmark, Billy. The doctor gave it to me when you were born.'
'We have 10 billion dollars sitting around. Let's give it to the country that calls the United States the most names.'
'Hey! You just dropped a quarter in my coffee!'
'Can you spare something to tide me over during the off-season?'
'I decided to try Obamanomics out on a personal level... I borrowed a million bucks from China and gave it all to panhandlers.'
'Harry was a good guy - And one heck of an ad man.'
'We haven't had much luck with pets.'
'Try giving them a piece of your mind, that should bring them in.'