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"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."
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'Objection overruled. Answer the bloody question.'
"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."
"I find your ruling on the avocado-grapefruit-and-pomegranate salad overly narrow."
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Judge chasing fly with gavel.
Problems arise when the justices are allowed to have their own gavels.
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"You're lucky it's one of those late-day trials where he'll be fatigued."
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'Have you checked out that new courtroom - supplies store on 18th street, your Honor? It's called 'Big Gavels For Little Men.''
'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'
Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'
A judge carries a horn instead of a gavel.
The Full Weight of Immigration Law
'I hear this judge gives everyone just a slap on the wrist.'
'This is an exremely grave offence!'
"I always wondered what that little hammer was for."
'A gavel just doesn't carry the authority a bat does.'
'How do you like THAT disparate impact?'
'We're ready to order... ORDER!'