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'Yes Sir, I finished the report two days ago - I'm just trying to decide on what font to use.'
Ancient Geek Culture.
"Warp 1 - engage!"
Tags:warp 1, warp, warp drive, warp drives, hyperdrive, hyperdrives, warp speed, speed of light, space travel, space travels, space traveler, space travelers, space traveller, space travellers, pretend, pretends, pretending, delusions of grandeur, delusion, delusions, delusional, garage, garages, drive, drives, driving, driver, imagination, imaginations, imaginative, science fiction, geek, geeks, geeky, nerd, nerds, nerdy
"I need a more interactive you."
Tags:technology, computer, computers, addicted, addict, addicts, addiction, internet, online, nerd, nerd, geek, geeks, techie, techies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, angry, upset, reality, interactive, communication, modern life
iBores: 'The GPS on this is a miracle. It tracks you wherever you are in the world...so you never get lost.'
I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.
Tags:sexism, sexist, gamer, gamers, gaming, tech company, tech companies, startup, startups, start-up, start-ups, silicon valley, women in the workplace, geek, geeks, geeky, male-dominated, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, feminist, feminists, feminism, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, positive discrimination, affirmative action, hire, hires, new hire, bro, bros, tech bro, tech bros, diversity, diversity hire, diversity hires, discriminate, discriminates, discriminating, discrimination
'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'
Tags:scary, scared, threat, dread, threaten, threatening, terrify, terrifying, halloween, scary skinny, thin, skinny, bones, skeleton, skeletons, adult fear, adult fears, adulthood, adult hood, modern life, modern, adulting, existential dread, existential, scary tan, tanned, tanning beds, sun burn, sun burned, shrivel, shrivelled, scary fat, morbid, morbidly obese, obese, obesity, scary smart, smarter than a, brainiac, prodigy, genius, geniuses, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks
"There! I've deleted you from my database!"
"You fix it by buying a new one."
Tags:tech support, technical support, it, information technology, i.t., i.t. support, it support, technician, technicians, technical help, techie, techies, modern life, modern technology, technology, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones, smart phones, smart phones, laptop, laptops, tablet, tablets, broken, fix, repair, virus, viruses, computer virus, computer viruses, buy, buy a new one, product, products, customer service, service, helpdesk, help desk, helpdesks, help desks, geek, geeks, electronics, electronic devices
"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."
'Uhhh... sorry Lincoln, this table is for equipment managers for the sports teams. I don't think cheerleading counts as a sport... yeesh, what a nerd.'
'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'
'He's my smart due. He's going to hand around for a couple weeks, and teach me how to use my new smart phone.'
"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."
Tags:weirdo, weirdos, chicken, chicken suit, costume, costumes, mascot, mascots, comic book, comic books, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, video game, video games, convention, gathering, gatherings, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, hipster, hipsters, depressed, depression, mental illness, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, bartender, bartenders, cosplay, cosplays, cosplaying, cosplayer, cosplayers
Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"Careful! He knows computers."
Tags:computer, computers, computing, geek, geeks, geeky, criminal, criminals, cyber criminal, cyber criminals, cyber crime, cyber crimes, lawbreaker, lawbreakers, rebel, rebels, rebellious, 21st century, outlaw, outlaws, stickup, stickups, sticking up, hacker, hackers, hacking, danger, dangerous, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers
"Take away their Game Boys!"
Tags:torture, torturer, tortured, torturing, tortures, torturers, dungeon, dungeons, grounded, game, games, gaming, gamer, gamers, geek, geeks, nerd, nerd culture, go to your room, medieval, punish, punished, punishing, punishment, punishes, trap, trapped, cage, cages, caged, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, video games, vidya, handheld, handheld console, consoles, handheld gaming, gaming addiction
"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
Tags:tech support, fathers day, father's day, gift, gifts, present, presents, technical support, holiday, holidays, young generation, younger generations, computer, computer whiz, computer whizzes, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, computer geek, computer geeks, son, sons, father, fathers, dad, dads
'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'
"I finally have my very own place where I can do what I want in my parents basement."
Tags:adult living with parents, living with parents, living in parents basement, man child, grown up, grow up, move, moved, moving, living at home, living with mom and dad, mom and dad, parents, mom, dad, mother, father, son, adult son, move out, moved out, immature, mamas boy, mommas boy, dependant, scrounger, scroungers, immaturity, child, childish, dependency, loser, losers, couch potato, nerd, geek, empty nest, grow up, grows up, growing up, parent's basement, parents' basement, basement dweller, basement dwellers, adult child, adult children
'What do you mean, I have no social skills? I'm on myspace, linked in, facebook and twitter!'
Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team
Tags:chess, cheer, cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheering, cheers, pro chess, chant, chanting, song, sing, singing, sport, sports, tabletop, tabletops, game, games, the big game, support, supporters, supporter, supports, supporting, supportive, middle, middle school, middle schoolers, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, dweeb, dweebs, high school, school, extra curricular, extra-curricular, extra credit, kid, kids, child