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Ancient Geek Culture.
iBores: 'The GPS on this is a miracle. It tracks you wherever you are in the world...so you never get lost.'
"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"
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"I need someone who knows how to operate computer people."
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'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'
'I would have thought our 'Geeks Gone Wild' video would have gotten more interest.'
'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'
'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
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WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.
"Thank you for finding the right depth to plant these, now try googling how to get your hands dirty."
"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"
"Tell me the one about the battle between Functional and Object-Oriented programming."
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Colin liked to keep up with the very latest technologies.
"With my new phone I can take a much better picture of my computer."
Cyber bullies are almost always saddos.
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'Wow! That was one of the most exciting math problems I've seen in awhile. I hated to see it end!'
'Everyone has a blog, only losers update it.'
The nerds go on their first road trip.
'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'
"You sit around all day, watching TV and playing with electronic gadgets. Do you really think you're living life to the full."
"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."
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