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Ancient Geek Culture.
"Warp 1 - engage!"
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iBores: 'The GPS on this is a miracle. It tracks you wherever you are in the world...so you never get lost.'
I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.
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'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'
"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."
"Careful! He knows computers."
Tags:computer, computers, computing, geek, geeks, geeky, criminal, criminals, cyber criminal, cyber criminals, cyber crimes, lawbreaker, lawbreakers, rebel, rebels, rebellious, 21st century, outlaw, outlaws, stickup, stickups, sticking up, hacker, hackers, hacking, danger, dangerous, police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers
Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.
"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."
The Rise and Fall of the the Planet of the Geeks.
When rednecks and techies network.
'Good evening gentlemen, tonight we will be sitting at periodic tables.'
"Do you have anything newer and more useless?"
Tags:gadget, gadgets, gadgetry, technological advances, technological advancement, technological advancements, technical advancements, technical advances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, shop, shops, geek, geeks, geeky, geekiness, phone, phones, phone shop, phone shops, update, updates, new model, new models
"I need someone who knows how to operate computer people."
Tags:computer geek, computer geeks, computer nerd, computer nerds, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, geeky, geekiness, hr, human resources, personnel, manager, managers, management, managements, management skill, management skills, managing, it department, it departments, computer department, computer departments
The First 3-D Thanksgiving
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"Surely two people as intelligent as we are can work out some method of falling in love."
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"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"
'This is the first time I've ever seen a geek with a pulled muscle.'
'I would have thought our 'Geeks Gone Wild' video would have gotten more interest.'
"R82000, you failed to inform me that you possessed a sister."
'This is not a holdup. I've been a computer geek so long I've forgotten how to talk.'
'Yes, I know they're sad geeks - but I still stay it's stalking!'
'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'
Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.
'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'