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Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm never talking to girls again...'
'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'
'I would make a nice compote.'
'Here's your membership card, Kate. Congratulations!...The Benevolent Order of Superior Sisterhood! By virtue of being born a girl, you're automatically made a member...'
'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'
'Danae says her room is now a think tank for B.O.S.S. . . .a lobby bent on ridding the world of boys.'
Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.
"You'll like this female libido pill. It is time released to go off once your husband has fallen asleep on the couch."
Men vs. Women: 'If you had to rate me out of 10, what would I be?'
A Question A Man Should Never Ask A Woman...A Question A Woman Should Never Ask A Man.
"Why do men take showers instead of baths?"
Woman reading about men whilst a man reads about women.
'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'
'We just received this photo of a toilet from Curiosity. It appears the seat has been left up, providing more evidence that men are from Mars.'
Large book is labelled 'What Women Want' and much thinner book is labelled 'What Men Want'.
'If women ruled the world there'd be no more wars.'
'How do you know man invented the wheel? Maybe it was woman!'
'You like my new purse? Now let's find you a new jacket with LOTS of BIG POCKETS!'
'You're Eve, eh? - Well, I suppose we'd better work out some gender roles.'
Proof that women may be more intelligent than men.
'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'
Battle of the Sexes
'I let you think it's your idea, then I agree with you...'
"You're wanted on the phone, Mum. Someone asking to speak to, the man of the house."
'In future I'll stick to fighting boys.'