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Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Last one, Joe...I promised myself I'd only marry the man who could correctly finish this sentence...The perfect man is...'
Gender Differences: Body Image
An excerpt from "Men are from Belgium, and women are from New Brunswick".
Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm never talking to girls again...'
Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.
"What the hell do men want?"
"That was a fine report, Barbara. But since the sexes speak different languages, I probably didn't understand a word of it."
'I want to have an argument.' - 'What about?' - 'I don't care. I just want to have an argument.' - 'That's stupid!' - 'Oh, so I'm stupid now, am I?' - 'Gah. Tricked again.'
Every wife's dream conversation.
'He loves me, he loves me not...'
'Why are they called the opposite sex?'
"How did the lid get that way? Will it still work?"
"I meant get some Granny Smith apples."
Men grocery shopping.
Brains as Pie Charts.
"What are we gonna tell the grant committee, professor? We've spent all the money and we still don't understand women."
"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."
'I keep forgetting I have the right to remain silent.'
'I love men in uniformity.'
"I don't see the point of this so-called 'womens network'."
'Apparently when she said she didn't want ANYTHING for Christmas I made the mistake of not hearing her say 'I want a crocodile skin attache case'.'
"What a lovely gesture, dear..."
'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'
'Can I help it if women know how to emote more quickly?'
'Men always crack right when it seems they're staring to understand us.'